Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"

Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"

Kirked in the Pants by Pissy Calorie June 16, 2011

kirked out

to flip out, to lose your cool, to lose control, go bananas

originating from Captain Kirk due William Shatner's penchant for over emotive acting:

Capt. Kirk to Spock: "All right, you mutinous, disloyal, computerized half-breed. We'll see about you deserting my ship."

"Rabbs kirked out when he ate the chocolate matzah."

kirked out by laxshlee November 5, 2007

kirked

The act of having Sexual relations with a women, while unbeknownst to you and beknownst to her(because she doesn't tell you but she had to have known), she is currently menstruating. While hooking up with said female, you somehow come into contact with her "special area" and signs of contact can be seen by everyone.

-Hey did you run into a prickly bush?
-Oh man I got kirked!

-Hey whats that on your hand? Are you pulling a kirk?!

-Am I bleeding? Oh man, I don't believe this. I GOT KIRKED!

kirked by Rich Hobbs March 5, 2008

kirked

when a another guy comes over to the bar and steals the girl you were chatting up (scottish term)

i was chatting up this nice lass when thats twat kirked me.

kirked by richfoord May 15, 2010

Kirked

When an individual can achieve a goal on their own, but you assist them regardless of the obvious negative consequences.

“I was so close to PRing on my bench max, but David f***ing kirked me”

Kirked by Mintless Toothpaste June 7, 2019

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026