kiosker
kiosker by Michael from BU April 21, 2008
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Kiosker
Females who contact guys in jail/prison who's name is usually Kristen. She will put unthinkable amounts of credit on the kiosk for her "bro's". She know all the slang. Like when she went to see Wade for a visit, she'd say "baby, I'm coming to see you for viso". She usually sounds like she smokes 4 X 20 packs of Marlborough reds, while having covid, and also to tonsillitis. . . . And probably the onset of throat cancer.
Kiosker "Kristen" seems like the type of how who would take her different baby daddy teen kids to a double homicide trial.
Fuck bro, Kiosker "Kristen" thinks it's a gloat to say "Yeah, well I've got custody of ALL my kids" when really she just "don't get it" that that, is a fucking given baby.
Oh and kiosker "Kristen" send photos of her underage daughter to predators who are in lockup and will 100% trade a peek of the pic to any peodo who will give the double murderer a Snickers bar.
Hey don't be a kiosker for Wadicus "I look like a wombat" Wilson Kristen! Baby, bro, have some self respect motherfucker.
Fuck bro, Kiosker "Kristen" thinks it's a gloat to say "Yeah, well I've got custody of ALL my kids" when really she just "don't get it" that that, is a fucking given baby.
Oh and kiosker "Kristen" send photos of her underage daughter to predators who are in lockup and will 100% trade a peek of the pic to any peodo who will give the double murderer a Snickers bar.
Hey don't be a kiosker for Wadicus "I look like a wombat" Wilson Kristen! Baby, bro, have some self respect motherfucker.
Kiosker by P-Dizzle86 February 27, 2025
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