Arthur

Arthur is THE man, he is your other half. He will always tell his baby how much he loves her and make her swoon and melt her heart. Arthur is who Wadicus "till she looked like spaghetti" Wilson truly believes he is. And who Wadicus Wilson is seen as through the kiosk girls (oh and boys. . . Yuuppp. . Wilson is a big fairy. And he bottoms) eyes.
Holy sh*t baby, I can't believe you and I met baby. You know I TRULY believe that when I get out, (and freed from d*ath Row) we are going to get married baby and I'm changing my wombat name to Arthur. Cause any guy with the name Arthur has more game than any carny named Wade Wilson baby. . . . Ok baby. . . . *Cackles "laughing" like a hyena which sends vibes to my brain to make me wanna grab a shotty and make some art on the wall with chunks of my brain.
by P-Dizzle86 February 28, 2025
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Kiosker

Females who contact guys in jail/prison who's name is usually Kristen. She will put unthinkable amounts of credit on the kiosk for her "bro's". She know all the slang. Like when she went to see Wade for a visit, she'd say "baby, I'm coming to see you for viso". She usually sounds like she smokes 4 X 20 packs of Marlborough reds, while having covid, and also to tonsillitis. . . . And probably the onset of throat cancer.
Kiosker "Kristen" seems like the type of how who would take her different baby daddy teen kids to a double homicide trial.

Fuck bro, Kiosker "Kristen" thinks it's a gloat to say "Yeah, well I've got custody of ALL my kids" when really she just "don't get it" that that, is a fucking given baby.

Oh and kiosker "Kristen" send photos of her underage daughter to predators who are in lockup and will 100% trade a peek of the pic to any peodo who will give the double murderer a Snickers bar.

Hey don't be a kiosker for Wadicus "I look like a wombat" Wilson Kristen! Baby, bro, have some self respect motherfucker.
by P-Dizzle86 February 28, 2025
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