Kink-fu

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Although taken from the term "Kung Fu," it does not mean a form of kink relating to Kung Fu but instead is the act of using one's kinks against them to make them squirm, blush or fluster. Usually one is left in a mess of feels and sometimes could half-heartedly curse their tormenter for successfully being a master of Kink-fu.

Person One: I think you beat them at Kink-fu.

Person Two: Kink-fu?

Person One: They're a blushing and flustered squirming mess. Yeah, Kink-fu, you used their kinks against them to get them all flustered.

Person Two: So that's what they were cursing me about.

Kink-fu by FairyDustEveryWhere May 19, 2016

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Full Kink

Like full sending but actually doing it with style

Go full Kink Mode!

Full Kink by LGUAPO_JR June 13, 2019

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kinkfuck

A bizarre method of fucking

Guy 1:That hoe totally kinkfucked me at that bar last night.

Guy 2: Woah dude, TMI

kinkfuck by durianmuffins November 29, 2009

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kinkfused

The feeling of shock or bewilderment when you learn about a fetish/kink.

That's what Figging is?! Seriously?!

Look, I'm not kinkshaming here, I'm just kinkfused.

kinkfused by maldinkdo July 17, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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