Kingsiraji (king-ser-oj-E)
Noun 1:god
Noun 2: a person who never has and never will miss
Person 1: That guy erentard hasn’t made a hit, not even once.
Person 2: EXACTLY that’s why you should follow god
Person 1: you mean kingsiraji?
Person 2: no shitdumbass
King Siraji is basically carrying all of anime tiktok and has the best followers on the app and is most famous for making fun of everyone with no mercy
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.