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King of the Mahir Haters 

An individual with an intelligence quotient of 150 yet an emotional quotient of 10. He groans, saying he likes to ship characters in Skibidi Toilet and watches content farm episodes on repeat in class. Both of his parents were straight A's, his father being the class valedictorian and a physics major who was a soccer team captain with a 1580 on the SAT, while his mother was the salutatorian of her class and a master's degree in biochemistry who got a 1600 on the SAT. Meanwhile, this individual had negative grades in all his classes except math (Which he naturally enjoyed) and was so rude that he was banned from entering an educational facility. He places rings around his neck to make it longer so that it sticks out of the toilet bowl he wears on his head whenever he is not asleep. He hates learning, apart from the mathematics he acquired when he was still interested, and he has a worse attitude than the laziest kids in any educational facility. When he hates on a person, he taunts them behind their back and tries to suffocate the person by tying his long neck around that of the person he is hating on. He stares down at the suffocating person and groans "Uej Aeudentifoy aesuh skouiboudoey twoilit" ( I identify as a Skibidi Toilet) before eating the person's head, much like a Skibidi Toilet. His method of attack is similar to that of a boa constrictor. Additionally, he has severe hyperdontia and white spots and marks on every tooth from biting human skulls.
This "Huge waste of potential" that many use to describe the King of the Mahir Haters is the reason why all children deserve the best support from their families regardless of their attitudes and should never be abused. A lack of therapy, combined with neglect, caused this once-happy individual to fall into a deep despair that eventually transformed him into the tyrannical leader of a group of innocents whom he poisoned and turned into disgusting, mutant creatures. Everybody he converted into a Mahir Hater can be cured, but time will tell if he himself can be corrected.
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