King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)

“Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”

by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021

king ponters

The king of the minions, as well as many humans. His roar requires respect and applause from his subjects. Established 2015.

"Dude I saw King Ponters walking the streets last night. He had like 15 minions following him and heeding to his every word"

by kingponters November 2, 2017

Kingpooter

Kingpooter is so cool and so awesome he playes bedwars and he is just so cool.

Kingpooter says: "Okay Churchman. AAAAAAA-"

Kingpooter screams

by Firedemon2 June 13, 2021