King Bowzer

Respected for owning a clan dedicated to kissing cousins. Regarded as the leader of the cousin kissers. Can be found on world 428 Zeah or master baiting in a closet. Highly important figure.

OMG is that..... King Bowzer? The cousin kisser leader?! OMG wow

King Bowzer by Yerzik January 18, 2026

King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.

All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!

King Bowser by G-Union May 30, 2003

King Bowser

one big,big try 9,000,000,000mt dragon/koopa who has superstrenth,durability,ect. who could kick mario`s butt if heros didn`t always win.

King Bowser by sean.k.curran September 12, 2003

King Bowser

a badguy in almost every mario game

The last bad guy of paper mario is Bowser

King Bowser by rick May 13, 2005

King Bowser

a fatass koopa king (turtle) with spikes on his shell, can breethe fire, and even ram you with his horns. He's an imaptient asshole who treats his servents like shit and is a pervert who wants to hump Peach, but Mario and Luigi always kick his ass.

So,I saw King Bowser stare at a picture of Princess Peach and he was humping the poster, and when I saw it, I was pissing in my pants!

King Bowser by Anonymous January 30, 2005

King Bowser

Only like the koolest character ib that game, soo beats all the other gay things on it, and plus he is kapital H.O.T.T. HOTT! Gotta luv him and his sex appeal!

Bowser is one mighty fine peice of ass!

King Bowser by Bowsers Biatch! April 24, 2005

Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser! 

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.

I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser! by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023