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King’s College 

small catholic college in the middle of bumfuck PA, mostly kids that play sports, and that get stupid lit on the weekends, lots of beef between the soccer and football kids, and will always be better than Wilkes University (the pussy school up franklin street)
Damn, he goes to King’s College, you know he loves beer die and going to essef
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King's College London 

King's College London, is one of the oldest, and most respected university institutions in the UK. 'KCL' or 'King's' as is better known, was founded in 1829 by King George IV and Arthur Wellesley - Duke of Wellington, making it the fourth oldest university in England. It is consistently ranked within the top 25 universities in the world, and lays claim to 10 Nobel Prize laureates amongst its alumni and current and former faculty.
EXAMPLE #1

Person 1: 'I got into King's! So relieved I didn't end up at UCL!'

Duke of Wellington: 'I must congratulate you on that, your hard work has spared you the horror of an education from that godless institution on Gower Street!'

EXAMPLE #2

'I am applying to King's College London to study Medicine. But why are you applying to UCL? King's is FAR better! We even have a lion named Reggie, and those half wits from Gower Street have tried to steal him many a time!'

Kings College

Bunch of twats who take up the fucking bus but pay 1,000 just to go to school. Group of fat pricks who'll see shooting up your school in a months time but will get sent to a mental hospital cos he was fucked up
James Charles Freddie Matthews: my dad only has 3 cars, we're so fucking poor.
George Freddie Sebastian: Oh my word only 3 cars what a bloody cheapskate!

Kings College
Kings College by asdfghjklsmd September 16, 2017

Kings college school 

Kings college school is the school for the rich and dumb. The kings boys are known for their rivalry with the wimbledon college boys. Most of these intense gang fights take place on the bus down to wimbledon station.
Kings is also known for its wide drug taking habits. Many of the students even take drugs in school and on school trips.

The majority of KCS are tory scum and go to dubai or the maldives or mallorca during their holidays.
Calm g we getting the bus today or we trekking down to the station?”
“Rah were getting a bus the stations bare far. Gonna pull out my skeng on some of the kings college school kids tho.”

Kings College

A bunch of twats walking around London and pretending to actually being educated people. Secretely regreting they didnt get into ucl. Recieve anal from lecturers in a orgy seminar lecture.
Jenny: OH, who is that group of guys wanking on ucl wall?

B: Oh, its Kings College...
Kings College by jitsuka123 February 28, 2011

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026