Skip to main content

King’s College 

small catholic college in the middle of bumfuck PA, mostly kids that play sports, and that get stupid lit on the weekends, lots of beef between the soccer and football kids, and will always be better than Wilkes University (the pussy school up franklin street)
Damn, he goes to King’s College, you know he loves beer die and going to essef
King’s College by Kings Barre March 9, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch

King's College London 

King's College London, is one of the oldest, and most respected university institutions in the UK. 'KCL' or 'King's' as is better known, was founded in 1829 by King George IV and Arthur Wellesley - Duke of Wellington, making it the fourth oldest university in England. It is consistently ranked within the top 25 universities in the world, and lays claim to 10 Nobel Prize laureates amongst its alumni and current and former faculty.
EXAMPLE #1

Person 1: 'I got into King's! So relieved I didn't end up at UCL!'

Duke of Wellington: 'I must congratulate you on that, your hard work has spared you the horror of an education from that godless institution on Gower Street!'

EXAMPLE #2

'I am applying to King's College London to study Medicine. But why are you applying to UCL? King's is FAR better! We even have a lion named Reggie, and those half wits from Gower Street have tried to steal him many a time!'

Kings College

Bunch of twats who take up the fucking bus but pay 1,000 just to go to school. Group of fat pricks who'll see shooting up your school in a months time but will get sent to a mental hospital cos he was fucked up
James Charles Freddie Matthews: my dad only has 3 cars, we're so fucking poor.
George Freddie Sebastian: Oh my word only 3 cars what a bloody cheapskate!

Kings College
Kings College by asdfghjklsmd September 16, 2017

Kings college school 

Kings college school is the school for the rich and dumb. The kings boys are known for their rivalry with the wimbledon college boys. Most of these intense gang fights take place on the bus down to wimbledon station.
Kings is also known for its wide drug taking habits. Many of the students even take drugs in school and on school trips.

The majority of KCS are tory scum and go to dubai or the maldives or mallorca during their holidays.
“Calm g we getting the bus today or we trekking down to the station?”
“Rah were getting a bus the stations bare far. Gonna pull out my skeng on some of the kings college school kids tho.”

Kings College

A bunch of twats walking around London and pretending to actually being educated people. Secretely regreting they didnt get into ucl. Recieve anal from lecturers in a orgy seminar lecture.
Jenny: OH, who is that group of guys wanking on ucl wall?

B: Oh, its Kings College...
Kings College by jitsuka123 February 28, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next