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Kindly fuck off

A very non-diplomatic, straightforward and passive aggressive way of telling someone to get out of one's sight. Used mainly with people that waste your time with non-issues to let them know the shit they're talking about right now is last on a 1500 items to-do list and that right now, time is of the essence. Subtextually, you're warning the annoying person that you won't say it a second time and will gladly proceed directly to physical violence if they carry on. You NEVER get to say "kindly fuck off" twice. Unleast you feel like sounding indecisive.
Mate, i was already late and got a flat tire halfway through. While i was fixing it, some asshole came up to me and asked me for two bucks. I gave him the death stare and told him to kindly fuck off. Seeing i wasn't joking, he indeed made himself scarce. I did miss my date though. Fuck.
Kindly fuck off by Spyan May 7, 2020

Kindly fuck off

When someone uses this phrase (“kindly fuck off”) it means what it says. GO AWAY. and “kindly” is just added in there to hurt you less. Now I’m being honest when I say this: if someone ever says this to you, you have 2 options. 1: get the hell away from them. Or 2: tell them to be nicer.
Guy 1: yo... wanna go for coffee? ;))
Girl 1: no... (kindly fuck off) please.
Kindly fuck off by Anniewasia ;)) January 3, 2019

i kindly ask you to go fuck off

Polite way of saying "fuck off"
Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

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Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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