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When you have a one night stand with someone, steal their kidneys, and leave before they notice.
Oh dude I totally kidneyfucked Jan last night, now I got 200 grand in my pocket

Dude my ex totally kidneyfucked me last night, now I can’t donate my kidney to my dying son!
by Gong gong December 20, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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