The kid at school who sat in front of you in class. Looks like they’ve slept in their school uniform, still got sleep in their eyes (eye bogies), hair sticking up like they haven’t brushed it in a while and also smells of biscuits, in particular McVities Digestives. Most popular times were the 1980’s.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).