KIA'd

When some jackass in a Kia hits you hard enough to leave a mark. Not to be confused with KIA.
Guy 1: "Dude, why'd you miss school yesterday?"
Guy 2: *in a full body cast* "I got fucking KIA'd."
by Antedom April 22, 2017
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Kia'd

When a man's heart is broken, however, this it no ordinary heartbreak… when a guy gets Kia'd it mean's his heart becomes completely and utterly decimated, on a cosmic, multi-dimensional scale…
"Dude, have you heard TV Girl's album "who really cares"?
"Yeah man, that guy totally got Kia'd hey"

"Yeah man, 100%."

OR

"Dude, what's Ethan's problem? he didn't come out of his room for two days straight and now he just walks around, doesn't talk to anyone and looks like he wants to commit suicide?
"Oh, he got Kia'd dude."
"Oh, right…"
by Ethan's Best Friend. February 21, 2023
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