KIA'd

When some jackass in a Kia hits you hard enough to leave a mark. Not to be confused with KIA.

Guy 1: "Dude, why'd you miss school yesterday?"
Guy 2: *in a full body cast* "I got fucking KIA'd."

KIA'd by Antedom April 21, 2017

Kia'd

When a man's heart is broken, however, this it no ordinary heartbreak… when a guy gets Kia'd it mean's his heart becomes completely and utterly decimated, on a cosmic, multi-dimensional scale…

"Dude, have you heard TV Girl's album "who really cares"?
"Yeah man, that guy totally got Kia'd hey"

"Yeah man, 100%."

OR

"Dude, what's Ethan's problem? he didn't come out of his room for two days straight and now he just walks around, doesn't talk to anyone and looks like he wants to commit suicide?
"Oh, he got Kia'd dude."
"Oh, right…"

Kia'd by Ethan's Best Friend. February 21, 2023

International bully Kia day

November 4th is the international bully Kia day where you’re allowed to bully your friend named Kia.

Oh yes today is finally November 4th and i can finally bully my friend Kia.
yes i’ve been waiting for the International bully kia day.

International bully Kia day by WubWub61 October 27, 2020

national kia soul day 

National Kia Soul day is where you appreciate Kia Souls - the hamster cars!

Ayo, is that a Kia Soul? Yeah it’s national kia soul day!

national kia soul day by kadeyywadey August 24, 2022

Dirty Kia 

When you get tied up and systematically banged in both downstairs options resulting in a UTI and three days off work.

Man, she’s off work again. She must have done a Dirty Kia.

Dirty Kia by UKRealDeal November 16, 2019

kiada 

A clever girl who loves God, likes to help others, and be herself, very beautiful, respect people, and a super star.

Kiada! You are so helpful!

KIADA! you are so nice and kind.

kiada by Kiki_minou January 7, 2018

kiad 

A generic slang for any third rate university in a crappy town.

3 years of your life? dude, dont pick a KIAD!!

kiad by anallaoonaononomoouuuss August 17, 2009