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Khetto
Kettering Town, Northamptonshire.
1. Is the label that smelly waste gash from Kettering town give the place.
2. If a girl has a smelly gash and a greezy bum hole, and moves away from Kettering, she is likely to name the town the Khetto.
This is because whilst she is there she hates it but when she is away she likes to promote the Khetto to give herself more credibility amongst bredrins.
1. Is the label that smelly waste gash from Kettering town give the place.
2. If a girl has a smelly gash and a greezy bum hole, and moves away from Kettering, she is likely to name the town the Khetto.
This is because whilst she is there she hates it but when she is away she likes to promote the Khetto to give herself more credibility amongst bredrins.
Girl 1: Yo you... with the smelly greezy pussy, where you from blad.
Girl 2: I'm from the Khetto innit.
Girl 1: Isiiiit, you must be a right waste gash then.
Girl 2: Skeen, all gash from the Khetto (Kettering Town) is waste gash blad.
Girl 2: I'm from the Khetto innit.
Girl 1: Isiiiit, you must be a right waste gash then.
Girl 2: Skeen, all gash from the Khetto (Kettering Town) is waste gash blad.
Khetto by gmcgreezymacattack March 18, 2009
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khetto • the khetto • Kheto • Kettou • khatto • Kheaton • khetho • Khett • Ket Together • ket tornado
the khetto
The word used by the o.g. wickstead mafia and Kettering f.c. members when referring to perhaps the most urban, and kebab-shop infested area of england.
1: ah my chigga I cant make it to the testival tonight since m.c. lankymidget is forcing me to be the bong buster
2: what the freaky deaky my dud, you're gonna have to make it out the khetto one day
2: what the freaky deaky my dud, you're gonna have to make it out the khetto one day
the khetto by Schoffel sender November 21, 2020
Kettou
A superior being born in the early 19th century to bring forth a kingdom of great glory through means of destruction.
(See also Vian)
(See also Vian)
I pray to the Alimighty Kettou
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