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Kettering Town, Northamptonshire.

1. Is the label that smelly waste gash from Kettering town give the place.

2. If a girl has a smelly gash and a greezy bum hole, and moves away from Kettering, she is likely to name the town the Khetto.

This is because whilst she is there she hates it but when she is away she likes to promote the Khetto to give herself more credibility amongst bredrins.
Girl 1: Yo you... with the smelly greezy pussy, where you from blad.

Girl 2: I'm from the Khetto innit.

Girl 1: Isiiiit, you must be a right waste gash then.

Girl 2: Skeen, all gash from the Khetto (Kettering Town) is waste gash blad.
Khetto by gmcgreezymacattack March 18, 2009
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3. Kettering Town, Northamptonshire.
Nickname given by town's youth.
Just going out in the Khetto tonight. It's so rough.
khetto by Kimbo-lee March 24, 2008
1. Kinda ghetto. Not a full-on ghetto person. Just partially...
2. Someone who thinks they are ghetto.
Bob: "Rosalinda thinks she's so ghetto!"
Dave: "Yeah man, whatever. She's hella khetto!"
khetto by Schwank. January 19, 2007

the khetto

The word used by the o.g. wickstead mafia and Kettering f.c. members when referring to perhaps the most urban, and kebab-shop infested area of england.
1: ah my chigga I cant make it to the testival tonight since m.c. lankymidget is forcing me to be the bong buster

2: what the freaky deaky my dud, you're gonna have to make it out the khetto one day
the khetto by Schoffel sender November 21, 2020
A superior being born in the early 19th century to bring forth a kingdom of great glory through means of destruction.

(See also Vian)
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The sweetest boy in the universe. He's Caring, Generous, and not afraid to get Emotional. He's a Class Clown and loves making people laugh. Truly the boy you want to take home to Mom.
Person #1 Awe, that guy is so sweet!
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