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Khandle is suppose to be imaginary and no one can see him.
"Where's Khandle?"
Khandle by VaiYT August 11, 2022
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a teacher tha hits on high school girls and hopes to get tang
he is such a kandler
kandler by ychs February 8, 2008
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Some niggers that live next door to me moved out after I lit up a Klandle in their front yard.

Khandelize 

1) To make someone hyper. (adj : Khandelized)
2) To dissipate energy equivalent to the amount of energy spent in sex sessions by simply talking and movement of neck in a clumsy way.
3) To be acutely impatient and frustated at the same time.
4) To think of multiple things at the same time and doing all of them together. (Being Khandelized)
1)When having sex, she farts and then you yell at her "Khandelize me not!!!"
2) You have done great in the exams and expect to be a topper in the class, the results are out and you have just passed, "The results khandelize you."
3) You are dreaming,you are working,you are snoring,you are giving speech, you are bungee jumping, you are checking out chicks, "Khandelize your self."
Khandelize by cobbywobbles June 1, 2011

Aanya Khandelwal 

An extremely cute and hot girl who is irresistible and smart and everyone will fall for her. She has probably dated 5 boys and rejected 25 but has got rejected once and is heart broken at the moment
Friend) hey Aanya Khandelwal , how did it go out with mayank

Aanya) rejected him . again
Friend) how did it go when you asked dhruv out ?
Aanya) he rejected me. I am soooo heartbroken I hate the way he rejected my poem for him.
1.Stunning blonde bombshell from venus
2. so strong and so bright!
3)You can trust and count on a Khandie
4)makes you laugh so hard you pee a little sometimes
5)beautiful with innocent eyes
6)coragious
7)A leader !!
8)A true artist!
Wow ! did you see that Khandie,it didnt matter that she went on before the last act, i dont even remember the last act? who were they?? well,they werent Khandie thats for sure!
Khandie by thesparklingdiamond October 7, 2009

Diksha Khandelwal 

Diksha Khandelwal is world's most beautiful girl. She was the crush of many boys in SVM Public School. But Mohit Sharma Dated him
Diksha Khandelwal by Buddy Virat fan November 26, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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