Keyseys 

Verb that correctly defines multiple kisses. Usually a man will send a text message to his significant other with only the word keyseys; by doing so the man is asking for kisses sometime in the near future. By sending such a text, this is regarded as the most polite way to ask a woman for kisses. May also be used by the woman in a reply of text message to confirm or deny said kisses.

Man: Opens his address book in phone and selects the woman he would like to text. Text reads as follows:

Keyseys?

Woman: Sends a reply to man with text that reads:

Keyseys.

*Note the proper punctuation.*

Keyseys by B10S September 2, 2010

Sexy Keyseys 

In much the same way Keyseys defines kisses, Sexy Keyseys correctly identifies the act of asking for a sexual favor. Usually is only asked in the form of a text message, however may be spoken aloud to a significant other. Texting or saying Sexy Keyseys, is regarded as the most polite way to ask for a sexual favor. Sexy Keyseys is not just the act of intercourse; can be used to define fellatio or cunnilingus.

Mans text:

Sexy Keyseys?

Womans text:

No Sexy Keyeys. :(

Sexy Keyseys by B10S September 3, 2010

keysys 

A group of boys, usually part ethnic/middle eastern, often having their great, great, great gandmother's uncle's sister being a quarter ethnic which naturally makes them beleieve that they are full in that nationality. The group is aged around 16 - 19 that generally reside in the suburb of keyborough keysy and hang out at local shopping centre Parkmore or at Hungry Jacks or neighboroughing suburbs such as noble (noble park), springy (springvale) springy sth (springvale south) and dandy (dandenong). They roam the streets like they own it and rock up to parties only to ruin them and start fights, sporting kappa, adidas and nike clothing, usually tracksuits. Generally high school dropouts (or getting kicked out of coomoora, chandler and wellington) now completing an apprentiship spending all their money on smokes, runners and their cars. Main weapon is trolley poles and their mobiles (stolen) to call their carload of mates. They believe '3173' were the best numbers ever invented.

Person one: "Oh my god bro, did u hear what happened to Jim?"
Person two: "Narrh wat happened?"
Person one: "He got bashed by the keysys"
Person two: "Farrrk"

Person one: "You going to the party in noble?"
Person two: "Narr the keysys will be there"

Person one: "Yer i saw ***** the other day.."
Person two: "The keysy boy?"
Person one: "Yerh and he asked me if I wanted to be in a keysy boy"
Person two: "Really man, wat u say?"
Person one: "I said nahhh, you know, its just good to have them as mates if you have trouble"

keysys by graff September 26, 2006

Keysys 

A youth street gang who were largely responsible for alot of party crashes and brawls all over melbourne from 1995-2008. Now defunct, the natorious keysyboys/3173 boys were made up of mostly european and islander backgrounds and generaly resided in keysborough.

Majority of its members went to chandler secondary college and would be seen hanging out at the local hungry jacks at Parkmore shopping centre.

Common nightclubs they frequented were Chasers, Viper Room and Evolution.
You would generaly see a large group of keysys upstairs along the bar at Chasers night club and were involved in one of the biggest brawls @ chasers which ended up shutting down chapel street and ended in a shooting and stabbing attack.

Rivals of other street gangs included: Oakleigh wogs, 3174 boys, DW3, BOD and the braudy turks.

A force to be reckoned with in their time. an old school street gang, they dont make em like they used to.

Person 1: “keysys,always out numbered, but never out done”
person 2: “take it easy, and if its easy, take it”

Keysys by Eaaat itt! March 23, 2019

Keysys 

Moronic youth who hang out at Fast Food chains like it were an episode of Saved By The Bell.

Speech, un-unqiuely undeveloped (and stolen from african-american movies), music tastes tend to be extremely cliche and following the war-cry of their Muzza brethren; only date underage girl's who don't know no better.

(Here's a tip boys, how about you develop the craft a little and spray paint something that actually matters... Same goes to that "Drix" fucker)

Person One: Uh, who sprayed "3173 Boyz" randomly on that wall?
Person Two: *shrugs* Some fucktard

Keysys / Keysy boy: Oi bro! Who wrote "Muzza Fucktard" over that graffiti I dun last week?

Keysys by A M K October 10, 2006

keysersozee 

Playing Pacific Poker, Possibly the HUGEST hacker in the world. Winning nearly every hand before the flop. He is hated by many, especially one who goes by the name of "DrKikass"; who beleives he is a cat rapist.

Keyserozee does not talk, because he is to busy counting cards

keysersozee by Mef March 26, 2005