Keyes Disease 

The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.

He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.

Keyes Disease by Diamond Davey February 5, 2010

Keys Disease

The slowness everyone in southern Flordia has.

Make sure to order food 30min early because down here everyone has Keys Disease.

Keys Disease by Stormsy March 25, 2017

Keys Disease

An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.

If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.

Keys Disease by SukyfykuS June 28, 2022