Kevin Samuels

Simply a goat. A man of who puts entitled women with way too high expectations for their appearance and or living situation in their place.

A 5'6 230lb broad with 3 kids, expects a 6figure earning high value man who is a sex god, but she's out of shape and lives with her mother. Kevin Samuels let's her know to start collecting cats for she will die alone.

Kevin Samuels by GloIcy April 6, 2021

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Kevin Samuels

An image consultant that speaks up for men especially black men, who women who are usually approaching "the wall" or at the wall have a no bullshit conversation with about if they can find a "High Value Man," by his definition, to wife them.

Known for catchphrases such as "You're average at best" "Imma PhD," "Buy a dog, die alone," "Rank your face on a scale of 1-10 and you can't use 7."

This woman wants a man making $200k a year but brings nothing to the table and was average at best! I had to go full Kevin Samuels on her.

Kevin Samuels by MainManosphere May 15, 2021

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Samuel Kevin

The best thing that has happened to Elisha. The kindest most patient man ever and anyone would be lucky to know him.

I love you Samuel Kevin. Happy Birthday.

Samuel Kevin by thiqueapple June 17, 2019

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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