ketwig

A haircut commonly worn by someone that does absurd amounts of ketamine

Look at that tosser with a ketwig

by Bantz7124 May 18, 2018

Ketwig

A male with a large mass of hair usually drug dealers or gangsters and have a lot of street credibility a ket wig can be straight, curly or wavy as long as it is below the jaw bone and no higher

He’s a sick kid he has a ketwig and blows smoke

by Ketwigkayril September 9, 2021

ket wig

Someone, normally a chav,who hasn't had a hair cut and instead has grown a disgusting mass of hair. The name comes from the idea that the money saved from not getting a hair cut can instead be spent in there view wisely, on ketamine

chav: you getting a hair cut lad?

Ket wig bandit: nah lad I've spent the money on ket

Chav: Snd lad! Your hair looks proper sick anyway

by qwerty® February 26, 2015

ket wig

A really fucking bad hair cut, or when a male doesn't cut their hair for ages as they are working on their 'ket wig'. would probably be similar to a person who was on ketamine. they look really fucking stupid.

"How's your ket wig coming along man?"
"Good bro, been about 3 months without a trim."
"Fucking disgusting . I love it."

by anzpanz January 26, 2015

Ketwine

A fuckn retarted nigga that eats dick and is a little bitch
he also fucks with boys in hallways he also eats cat shit

he is a fckn snitch that is fckn thirsty for everyone

Me: (Laughing) Oh my gosh bruh Ketwine is eating cat shit
Sis:He be thirsty af for us
Me: And for boys he ate Cordarius last night

by PrettySavaqe55 March 12, 2015