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Kessel Run 

When you fuck a girl hard and fast and pull out of her vagina, only to stick it in her ass to blow your load.
Man I'd Millennium Falcon Kim Kardashian!

What?

I'd do a Kessel Run on that ass!
Kessel Run by BrakusAttackus April 23, 2009
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Kessel Run 

An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.
Oh Look, he fumbled the puck on a breakaway. That's the third Kessel Run this period!
Kessel Run by teddyrefspin January 19, 2012
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Kessel Run 

The process by which the Toronto media will eventually drive their superstar players out of town with a combination of over reporting and harassment.
Seems like Marner is next up on the Kessel Run
Kessel Run by ALittleLion September 15, 2021

The Kessel Run

Dude, I met a Slave Leia at ComicCon and we did the The Kessel Run. She was mad when I came before the opening credits.
The Kessel Run by The Drunk Nerds December 5, 2011
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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