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Kentucky Viper Militia 

Inbred hillbilly murder mafia mostly known for fucking there cousins, going to prison, having a speech impediment and of course cooking meth and committing homicide. Favorite pass times of the kentucky viper militia are: Enjoying life in mental hospitals, getting drunk and lighting stacks of tires on fire in the middle of the street on new years and dancing around the fire hooting and hollering and shooting guns in the air and praying to demons. They can often be seen driving around in huge trucks running over everything from garbage cans to motorcycles and shooting while driving. You might ask where are they driving to? In most cases they are on their way to find more cousins to breed with. They own whore houses and strip clubs and they violently control their so called territory. When other gangs dont pay the extortion tax demanded by so called field commander members of the other gang usually end up in a shallow grave by the side of the road. Every whore house and bar they own is filthy AF and must be avoided for health reasons. People die in those places.
Daryll: Last night I went to a whore house that is ran by the Kentucky Viper Militia. One of the whores OD'd in her room
Brandon Junior: That's scary as fuck. Did anyone try to help her?
Daryll: No bruh. The chick croaked and they raised the price cuz they said you gotta pay more for fetish shit
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kentucky viper militia 

The Kentucky viper militia AKA the KVM is a gang of worthless drug-dealing scroats originally found in south and eastern Kentucky. Due to their high birth rate they unfortunately have spread throughout Kentucky and are also seen on occasion in other states. They own motels and bars where they run prostitution and sell drugs. All known members are related and insane and should be considered armed and dangerous at all times. Can be identified by extremely low IQ and terrible odor along with unnatural devotion to their mamas and above all their attraction to incest and violence. All of them have been to prison and or mental institutions which is not surprising given their retard-level IQ's and love of crime. They call themselves a militia and they like to drive tanks around in the hills but real militias will have nothing to do with them. No relation to the Kentucky Vipers Volleyball Team or any other sports team.
I wanted to join the Kentucky Viper Militia but they rejected me on the grounds that my parents are not related

Kentucky Viper Militia 

The Kentucky Viper Militia is mostly good guys that get a bad reputation because they’re what they call melungins and maybe they get in trouble sometimes. People say most of them have been to prison and psychiatric hospitals which is probably true but they’re living by their own code. Just avoid them. For the most part if you don’t bother them they won’t bother you. Around the parts of Kentucky where they’re active you’ll do alright if you mind your own business and don’t try to be something you’re not.
I don’t go to none of the skank joints in that part of town because they’re full of Kentucky Viper Militia hillbillies
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kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
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Word of the Day on July 10, 2026