1 definition by gideonsbible
Inbred hillbilly murder mafia mostly known for fucking there cousins, going to prison, having a speech impediment and of course cooking meth and committing homicide. Favorite pass times of the kentucky viper militia are: Enjoying life in mental hospitals, getting drunk and lighting stacks of tires on fire in the middle of the street on new years and dancing around the fire hooting and hollering and shooting guns in the air and praying to demons. They can often be seen driving around in huge trucks running over everything from garbage cans to motorcycles and shooting while driving. You might ask where are they driving to? In most cases they are on their way to find more cousins to breed with. They own whore houses and strip clubs and they violently control their so called territory. When other gangs dont pay the extortion tax demanded by so called field commander members of the other gang usually end up in a shallow grave by the side of the road. Every whore house and bar they own is filthy AF and must be avoided for health reasons. People die in those places.
Daryll: Last night I went to a whore house that is ran by the Kentucky Viper Militia. One of the whores OD'd in her room
Brandon Junior: That's scary as fuck. Did anyone try to help her?
Daryll: No bruh. The chick croaked and they raised the price cuz they said you gotta pay more for fetish shit
Brandon Junior: That's scary as fuck. Did anyone try to help her?
Daryll: No bruh. The chick croaked and they raised the price cuz they said you gotta pay more for fetish shit
by gideonsbible January 18, 2022