Kentucky Splatter

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When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.

Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that

Kentucky Splatter by MexicanBoi13 April 17, 2023

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Kentucky log splitter

When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.

I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.

Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.

Kentucky log splitter by Biggenlover69 October 8, 2014

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Kentucky log splitter

Some bullshit dreamed up by a 14 year old boy who's never even seen porn.

I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.

Kentucky log splitter by ImanAzol December 22, 2016

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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