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Kentucky Splatter

When using a toilet whether public or personal and lifting up the toilet seat to find shit splatter on the bottom of the toilet seat. This fecal splatter being clearly visible to the user upon lifting the seat to piss.

Defecation upon such a violent degree that it rebounds and splatters onto the bottom of the toilet seat. More often found in places in close proximity to a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Dude, I went over to Emma's house and shes got kentucky splatter all over her toilet, damn I didn't know she was capable of a violent shit like that
by MexicanBoi13 April 17, 2023
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Kentucky log splitter

When you are having anal sex and the female takes a shit, and the turd (log) is split in two by the penis, just like a log splitter.
I was banging Kendora last and she shit while I was in her ass.

Ooh, the classic Kentucky log splitter, you better make sure you clean that dog pretty good.
by Biggenlover69 October 8, 2014
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Kentucky log splitter

Some bullshit dreamed up by a 14 year old boy who's never even seen porn.
I bet if I put some fucked up bullshit on UD and name it a Kentucky log splitter, it will get lots of likes from other basement dwellers.
by ImanAzol December 22, 2016
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