The act of looking in the mirror, winking, and blowing imaginary smoke off of your fingertip. Often followed by silently mouth a phrase like “bad ass” or “I’m fucking hot” into the mirror. For maximum effect, this is best performed while wearing a Tshirt and underwear. If performed correctly, it is capable of causing erections lasting longer than four hours in bald men.
She woke up, looked at her reflection in the mirror and did the Kentucky Nurse Blow. At that very moment, a man in Illinois bumped his penis on the corner of his desk due to a sudden erection.
by Wordsiah July 13, 2025