The act of looking in a mirror, firing a fake gun with your hand and blowing off the imaginary smoke from the barrel. Then looking into the mirror and silently mouthing "bad ass bitch" to your reflection.
The Kentucky Nurse Bang is a common self-assurance technique used by nurses at the beginning of their shift to help them face the challenges of the day ahead. Originated by a Kentucky expatriate. Its use has spread to the midwestern states. There have been reported cases where this can induce arousal in some bald men.
by Wordsiah July 11, 2025
The act of looking in the mirror, winking, and blowing imaginary smoke off of your fingertip. Often followed by silently mouth a phrase like “bad ass” or “I’m fucking hot” into the mirror. For maximum effect, this is best performed while wearing a Tshirt and underwear. If performed correctly, it is capable of causing erections lasting longer than four hours in bald men.
She woke up, looked at her reflection in the mirror and did the Kentucky Nurse Blow. At that very moment, a man in Illinois bumped his penis on the corner of his desk due to a sudden erection.
by Wordsiah July 13, 2025