A man, some say myth, who back in the day taught the municipality of Hundige what being a wise guy means. At one time he was also very fat and disgusting but no one dares to remember. In present time Don Holm is a master of fitness and pilates.

Kenneth “Don” Holm will ruin your’e life if you do not smile with your’e eyes when approached by him.

“I hate this pity ass food like Don Holm hates the oppinions of Johnny Khamis.”
“I am gonna crush you like Don Holm and his lovely wife crush each other rectally.

Kenneth “Don” Holm by Thomas DingDong Wong November 23, 2021

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National Send Kenneth Nudes Day

On October 20th it is every girls duty to send a Kenneth nudes

Girl 1: “OMG it’s October 20th and I still haven’t sent Kenneth Nudes”
Girl 2: “Girl it’s National Send Kenneth Nudes day you gotta hurry”

National Send Kenneth Nudes Day by K-sizzle222 October 17, 2020

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

The name Brian Fantana gave to his right testicle in the movie Anchorman.

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater by alteredaxons September 29, 2006

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Dirty Kenneth

When you are beating a dope set of cheeks doggy style then switch lanes without signaling and yell "the groove is where you fart"

If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about... a dirty Kenneth!

Dirty Kenneth by Peen McQueen August 22, 2018

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