Kenk

Verb: To steal a bicycle.

Based on Igor Kenk who stole some 2,865 bicycles in Toronto.
See NY Times story here: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/22/world/americas/22canada.html?hp

“Some ratfuck kenked my fixie!”

by Ben Davis of WPI August 23, 2008

kenk

For people with two penises, the kenk is the webbing between them.

My jeans are really chafing my kenk today. Ouch!
When handling those envelops with your two penises, be careful not to get a paper cut on your kenk.
"Yo don't pull on my dicks in opposite directions, you'll tear my kenk!

by PrinceLuLu December 22, 2020

kenk

Crap, shit, horrible

Thats proper kenk
You are a kenk boy
Fuck you kenk boy
That is a pile of kenk

by jimmy and the boys May 19, 2006

KENK

Known as a nose. Normally said as a grief to people who have abnormally large kenks.

" Woosh, Adam Shaw Movie Actor in America has a huge kenk. "

" Kenk "

by Bojan- February 12, 2007

Kenk

Hitting something hard. Getting clean connection between two solid objects.

I was mooching down Northumberland Street and got pua Kenked on my head by a pasty.
I pua Kenked a 290 yard drive on the 8th kid.

by D-Unit95 June 04, 2015