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The weirdest, most awkward person you'll have the displeasure in meeting. Has little to no social cues with a pervy side that is written all over his face. Doesn't ever listen and will make up things to cover their ass when times get hard. Will be found living in his parent's basement with little to do in life. Don't be a Kelman or meet one.
Omg you see that guy I really hope he isn't a kelman
kelman by Carmen59 March 15, 2022
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Kelman is the man of the land
kelman by Etsfhnu67 April 7, 2017
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Kelman is possibly the greatest human to ever exist. His amazing self is the best at everything ever. He is the best person.
Kelman is amazing
Kelman by TheDrinch November 29, 2019
Cuman? Yea Kelman
Kelman by Kelmqn November 21, 2021

Jebediah Kerman 

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'
Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen
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Kelantan 

Kelantan is a Malaysian state located in the northeast part of Peninsular Malaysia. Its capital is Kota Bharu but the royal capital is Kubang Kerian. It is well-known for rich natural resources and the unique dialects that is somewhat different from Standard Malay.

People in Kelantan are religious and believe Allah SWT. Syariah has a strong influence to the local law and therefore people are really polite. Due to this, they become a good example to the entire Malaysia.
Kamal: Have you ever been to Kelantan?
Siti: Of course! It is a really nice place!

Kelantan 

Somewhere you must visit when you come to Malaysia.
Don't regret if you forgot to visit Kelantan while you were in Malaysia.
Kelantan by Mi_goreng May 3, 2023
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