The weirdest, most awkward person you'll have the displeasure in meeting. Has little to no social cues with a pervy side that is written all over his face. Doesn't ever listen and will make up things to cover their ass when times get hard. Will be found living in his parent's basement with little to do in life. Don't be a Kelman or meet one.
by Carmen59 March 16, 2022
Kelman is possibly the greatest human to ever exist. His amazing self is the best at everything ever. He is the best person.
Kelman is amazing
by TheDrinch November 29, 2019