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Kelley Jakle

A pickle and peanut butter sandwich loving cutie patootie who, like her Pitch Perfect character Jessica Smith, needs to be protected at all costs. Has an alluring singing voice that brings tears to the eyes of any listener. She is a girl who leaves a trail of stardust and only radiates the most positive of energy wherever she goes.
Person 1: Dude, are you crying at Kelley Jakle's song?
Person 2: No. There's just something in my eye. Like a twig. Or a large branch.
by ShelleyBeans July 5, 2018
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jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart
I pulled a huge Jake kelly earlier
by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019
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Jake Keller

A default male that can’t get free YEEZYS. Everyone hates how they carry him in Fortnite.
That Jake Keller is sooooo default.
by HarryBaller November 27, 2018
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