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Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point

"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"

Keith Stones by Inv4drz December 2, 2024

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Keith Stone

One of the many bastard children of The Most Interesting Man In The World. Often spotted with a case of Keystone Light tucked under his arm. Always smooth.

Keith: My name? Is Keith Stone.
Totally hot chick: Keith Stone? You're so smooth...
Keith: Always.

Keith Stone by deadmaker7 September 1, 2010

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Keith Stone

The human embodiment of smoothness. Never without his case of stones, mega long beef stick, and smooth pick up lines.

abjective: to be completely irresistible to the female sex.

That guy just got a date with Miss USA by just blinkling.

He must be a Keith Stone.

Keith Stone by AlwaysSmooth November 2, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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