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A man that loves fat or mule-faced bar trash. A man that has obvious homosexual tendacies but wont admit to his gayness. A man that loves the smell of fish. Or A true cowboy.
GET THAT PIG Keiphis, GET IT GET IT!!

How many fat ho's in ninty fo will keiphis be bangin

Well if you give Keiphis 10 Fat Bitches he'll fuck all 10. See my homey Snoop Doggy sippin juice and gin.

It's like everywhere i look and everywhere i go I'm hearin Keiphis tryin to bang some fat ho.
Sayings or other oddities expressed by Keith Hernandez (the former 1st baseman for the New York Mets).
-"That's an el bomberoni!"
-Well that's a Keithism; if I ever heard one.
Keithism by 5Mets7 August 6, 2011
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The religion of Keith Kogane. Keith is so hot, I'd let him stab me with his blade.
Example:

Person A: What religion do you follow?

Person B: I practice Keithism

Person A:..what

keithish 

Keithish is a language where a fruity person lets their emotions spill out through keyboard spam usually through excitement, love, or any other strong positive emotion.

(Thank you Peach for being able to define this word !!)
Mog: Oh wow, look at Steven go.
Steven: DJSUIEGRJ&$@T$Y^#&%UT@I%UY#&%T^$^)$()&@^%$@#UYUAWUE
Lemon: Dang.....they must be speaking Keithish!!
keithish by Woah.a.rose November 10, 2021
The religion based around the following of a young man named keith
"My good fellow, does thou practice Keithism?"
Keithism by Spectre42 January 5, 2022
Noun- The inability to properly type or write words correctly; typos.
i.e. Writing the word human being instead of human bioeng is an example of Keithism
the religious ceremony of fucking mooses every day
George-"Dude, why did you buy a moose?"
Bob-"It's for this new religion of keithism! You should join!"
keithism by Brett and Nick April 29, 2008