Keinath

Surname of German origination, that is almost always mispronounced as well as misspelled. Due to all of the foresaid facts, anyone with this last name would be stupid not to change it. That and only female Keinaths are super hot while the males tend to enjoy the occasional donkey punch.

"Hey mister, what's your last name?"
"Keinath."
"Want a donkey punch?"
"I'd love one!"

Keinath by your mom212 September 25, 2009

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Keinther

Pronounced KEEN•thur or KEEN•tur. noun - A bone. A fag. A pimp. A stog. A shmoke and a pancake. The exact definition is a single Newport brand cigarette, but it has come to mean any cigarette. While the origin of this word is unknown, historians say the widespread use in southern California seems to suggest a Mexican heritage.

Can also be used as a verb when raising eyebrows and suggesting the consumption of a keinther.

"Keinthers make the world go round"
"Can I bum a keinther man? My pack is depleted"
"Keinther?"

Keinther by Keinther Head March 13, 2008

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KAINATH

Most wonderful girl, who like the person whose name starts with A , she is very caring , she loves everyone. She dont like the people who cheat, she take a great care for others, she won't think about herself, She will marry a person whoes name starts with A.

Kainath - world or universe

KAINATH by Tammanna October 8, 2019

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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