Keenani

A Keenani is a wonderfully bald man from Canada who spends his free time riding beavers while chugging maple syrup and hunting moose. He’s also a huge Halo fan and THINKS he’s better than his bestie Razerzzzedge and his friend Sly Suga who are both infinitely better than him. Keenani is also a huge Shitter.

Wow…look at that Keenani who let him loose around the syrup.

Keenani by Razerzzedge August 5, 2023

Keenanism 

An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."

The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.

Keenanism by D0ntPan1c May 29, 2018

kenanightmare

Named after an engineer's name who causes nightmares.

It is a kenanightmare.

kenanightmare by nightmareslave December 21, 2018

maynard james keenan 

Lead singer of bands: Tool and A Perfect Circle. very talented, perhaps one of the best rock vocalists ever, and writes some really deep lyrics as well. While many complain that he doesnt appreciate his fans, he claims that he doesnt want to hear millions of people constantly praising his work because he thinks it will eventually make him and the band lazy and discontinue to produce the top quality music they do and slump down to being a mediocre band. but he is appreciative if you pay attention, if you ever goto concerts thats usually where he takes a little time to thank the fans. i went to one in New York and he stated, "sometimes we forget why we do this. theres so much bullshit in this business. so thank you for reminding us tonight why we do this"

Maynard James Keenan

maynard james keenan by Dan January 14, 2005

maynard james keenan 

The best artist bar none. Maynard
combines a powerful lyrical set with
harmonicly chilling vocals. An amazing
artist.

example.... ?

maynard james keenan by glaive December 27, 2003

pepper keenan 

singer for COC, guitarist for Down. legend.

is that pepper keenan's natural hair colour?

pepper keenan by kunt-o-rama January 4, 2007

Maynard James Keenan 

One of modern/progressive rocks most influential singer and songwriters.

Moving lyrics, belted or mourned,that shatter everything you were "made " to believe as a child. Open and heal.Open as grasp your life.

Maynard James Keenan by Mikey- Lou May 14, 2004