Kealon

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An absolute unit of a man who pulls all the girls

Anyone in the presence of a Kealon are lucky

Look it’s a kealon
Oh my, He’s so hot

Kealon by @/&:£3 March 14, 2023

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keaLon

A keaLon is an actual disgusting rat of a ex-boyfriend. He is a bad yee haw. No one wants to be on the opposite side of a relationship w/a keaLon, he will whine and cry and you just don't want to end up with a guy like that.

"So I heard you dated a keaLon."

" Yeah he was a real bitch!"

" Understandable"

keaLon by Layla Addam August 16, 2019

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Buster Keaton

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.

I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14

Buster Keaton by c.harris February 13, 2018

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Michael Keaton

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.

'A heathon from Eton.. On a bag of Michael Keaton'

Michael Keaton by AJK23 January 14, 2020

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Kealoha

Hawaiian name. Compounding of the elements Ke (one, the one) and Aloha (love, loved one, beloved, friend). Usually one of great beauty inside and out. A great friend who will always be by your side. The most coolest ,smartest, and sensitive one in the crowd. Sometimes shortened to the form Kea.

Here comes Kealoha she is the most awesome friend a person can have.

She told me to call her Kea.

Kealoha by Maylinda February 3, 2010

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Kalon

(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.

"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."

Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013

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Kealani

Sexy, smart, and cool. Of hawaiian origin.

Of course, everyone is in love with her.

Everyone wants to be a Kealani these days.

Kealani by shorty8810 June 10, 2009

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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