An absolute unit of a man who pulls all the girls

Anyone in the presence of a Kealon are lucky
Look it’s a kealon
Oh my, He’s so hot
by @/&:£3 March 14, 2023
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A keaLon is an actual disgusting rat of a ex-boyfriend. He is a bad yee haw. No one wants to be on the opposite side of a relationship w/a keaLon, he will whine and cry and you just don't want to end up with a guy like that.
"So I heard you dated a keaLon."

" Yeah he was a real bitch!"

" Understandable"
by Layla Addam August 16, 2019
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