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Keahn

Small penis potato looking packet of chips
Keahn is smelly
by Gggdfc December 23, 2021
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Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus

A sarcastic phrase used to satirize Reddit's often cringeworthy circlejerk culture and internet celebrity worship.

The phrase originates from combining various parts of Reddit culture including worshipping Keanu Reeves, the Skyrim "100" meme, "wholesome" culture, and the Big Chungus meme.
Guy (Sarcastically): Hey, look at me, I use Reddit and I follow all the latest internet trends! Wow that post is Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus!
by adatbatsquat June 1, 2020
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Strauss-Kahn

The underhanded, low-down understanding a Whore has that a Man is vulnerable to any sort of attack when he is in the Shower or just getting out of the Shower.
"I can't believe the bitch Strauss-Kahned me, running off with my wallet and credit cards as I got into the shower!"
by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011
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Keanu Blye

To reach beyond many opportunities to enrich your life and work towards a balance of achieving your vision of success in all 12 dimensions of Life, Health, Fitness, Intellectual, Emotional Character, Spiritual, Love Relationship, Social, Finances, all aspects of life.
For example, a 'Keanu Blye" is living beyond human existence and the beauty of life in all dimensions with great understanding to humanity. "Love all, be all abundantly, never give up, only move up", Written by Cice Rivera
by Cice Rivera June 26, 2021
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Strauss-Kahn

n. A two-pronged act consisting of abbreviated sexual aggression followed by an equally abbreviated, futile effort to flee. This orchestration is often attempted by high ranking officials of the International Monetary Fund in their efforts to share "seed money" with disenfranchised members of the global community.
Victim: Officer, I believe he pulled a Strauss-Kahn on me.
Officer: What makes you think that?
Victim: Just take a look at my underwear.
Officer: Oh my gosh -- these are definitely the markings of
a Strauss alright! Where might I find the Kahn?
Victim: If you act fast enough, you'll foil his efforts to flee by
intercepting him at the airport. Likely on a flight to Paris.
by Synister8 August 25, 2011
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Brett Keane

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.
DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!
by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016
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Strauss-Kahn

Named for the infamous French IMF head, to "Strauss-Kahn" means to force oneself onto a weaker person. Usually involving some form of exhibitionism, "Strauss-Kahn'ing" most often occurs between an older man of status and a younger working class woman.
He came out of the bathroom and totally "Strauss-Kahn'd" that chick.

or

When the overweight whore monger stayed overnight in the NYC jail, his cellmates "Strauss-Kahn'd" him with fervor.
by riggityragtag June 10, 2011
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