Keabord 

this specimen is just plain stupid, he will purposely run into a garbage truck to eat the insides of the garbage, he will use T.P as his water for showering instead of using water. He is as dumb as a post.

Don't go near him.

Keabord is stupid

Keabord by PooCowy May 13, 2021

Keyborderline 

Getting labile/depressed/wishy-washy while working on a computer.

He was not depressed he just had a keyborderline attack.
Man, you should have yourself checked for keyborderline

Keyborderline by Sammonator February 4, 2010

Keybord Overkill 

Random letters, numbers, and symbols crammed together when e-mailing, texting, instant messsaging, ect., that mean absolutely nothing. Often the result of being confused, angry, or an akward silence, otherwise the person is just being anoying.

InstantMessage1: Uhm, there's nothing to talk about.....

InstantMessage2: sjhudfh8907'i'90-89a700a97@!!!!!!!???@Q@@@!!!!!!!!

InstantMessage1:Wow, that was a total Keybord Overkill

Keybord Overkill by DictionarySurfer March 24, 2009

keybord

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keybord by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023

keybord alpha

IRL they are actually just a beta bitch but online talk mad shit as if they were a "real" alpha. Will type paragraphs at you of how there a badass and can bench more than you. Are normally below the 5'4' range and weigh just under or above 100 lbs. Tend to have no real friends and sit in the outer circle of there friend group.

Joined the Discord community and "keybord alpha" approached me and asked how much bench and said would cuck me because he benched more than his weight (102lbs btw)

keybord alpha by ChadOnTheDisco March 25, 2019