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a KayP is a type of person which is characterized which is characterized by a love of animals, a hate for birds and a hate of the cold. You can identify a KayP with these following steps:
does your friend have a cosmic necessity to spin?
Do they cover their head when a flock of birds goes over head as if missiles were being dropped?
do they like ponytails?
competitive?

gay???
if so you're friend and or loved one may be a KayP, refer to a specialist
I literally can't go outside with him! he hates birds!
dude... that might be a KayP
KayP by evilmosquito April 14, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
someone who spins around alot and hates birds so much that they cover up their head when they fly over as if war planes were deploying bombs. tends to dislike the cold.
"bro I saw a dude covor his head when a flock birds flew over"
" that was a KayP, they're very rare"
KayP by evilmosquito April 12, 2023
Related Words
Kaype KayP kaypee Kaypa kaypad kaypapi Kayparrot Kayphobic kaypillie Kaypine
An absolutely beautiful girl who you're head over heels in love with; and would give quite honestly anything in the world to be with - even if only for a day.

(i.e. the love of your life)

You often feel like you dont deserve someone as amazing as her; and whenever you think of her you're immediately put into a good mood, and find yourself grinning like only someone with a solid gold telephone can.
So it turns out that girl i've been awesome friends with for 6 years is totally a Kaypuff!
Kaypuff by ILoooooveYou October 27, 2010
A person that is very funny and loves rice
“Kayparrot: im so
Funny and i love rice”
Kayparrot by Dnflover4567 June 30, 2021

kaypliconted 

adj. Difficult to analyse or understand, purely due to the influence of Ketamine.
Chris trying to plug his laptop into the projector got way too kaypliconted.
kaypliconted by jidach November 14, 2009
The very best line of computers ever built. They were Z80-based CP/M machines. High Tech Red Necks all own Kaypros. Kaypro was formerly known as Non-Linear Systems.
peggy hill: I sure hope my Kaypro II is Y2K-compliant.
hank hill: Hell, peggy, I don't think it's even Y1K-compliant
Kaypro by daDebil February 29, 2004
a very rad/epic/funny person who watches the show friends and is often ill
Jenny: Look at that cool girl watching friends, and sneezing!
Taylor: Oh my god, she's such a kaypa
Kaypa by SPONGEBOBBBB December 27, 2009
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