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kawkward 

kinky+awkward=KAWKWARD
You are crouched on the floor and your your friend walks up to you.Their junk is right in your face.
KAWKWARD!!!
kawkward by waterdude125 January 2, 2011
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Kawkward 

That awkward moment that happens when awkward just isn't enough to describe the awkward situations.
Dude, I think a gay baby was just born from the kawkward silence in this room...
Kawkward by A.L.J.A.L. August 7, 2012
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kawkward 

The king of awkward.
I am the kawkward.
kawkward by J-Dizzle23 October 27, 2008

kackwards 

1)Misspelling of 'backwards'.

2)Also meaning backwards but slightly crazier than just saying it normally.
Person One- "That is so kackwards!"
Person Two- "I know, it's crazy!"
kackwards by 0765452 April 14, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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