Skip to main content

Garry Kasparov 

The greatest chess player of all time.
He is of Armenian descent.
Bob: Damn, I again lost this chess match against Jack.
Steven: Yeah, he is such a Garry Kasparov.

Gigi Kasparova 

A Québécois chess prodigy that will beat prime (a chess amateur) soon. Rumours suggest that she will also beat Cat and eventually Rockr.
Wow look! It’s gigi kasparova! Not only she is good at skating, but she’s improving at chess at a rapid rate!
Gigi Kasparova by Prime and Cat April 13, 2021
A guy which you would like to know. He has a special name, so he is someone special. A Kaspar is a cute, sexy, loving person.
I'm lonely, I wish I had a Kaspar
Oh, look! that must be a Kaspar!
Kaspar by MSexi1 December 15, 2010

Garry Kasparov 

That guy who had the record for the highest points in chess, until this other guy reached higher. He quit chess in the 2000-s. He got beat by a powerful chess-playing supercomputer in the 1990's.
Garry Kasparov by IDKIDC December 10, 2013
An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Kaspar loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Kaspar in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Kaspar's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
Kaspar by kasparlover69 August 25, 2021
For someone who is a wholesome being and respects women
Dude.. That guys such a Kaspar