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A Karger 

A unit of time based on how late a person will be. 1 Karger Unit equals roughly 15 minutes late.
Person 1: The movie starts in 5 minutes. Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry, still a karger out.

Person 1: Aww man, this traffic jam is making us late!
Person 2: A full 2 Kargers late! We'll miss most of dinner at this point!
A Karger by TimeLordForever April 21, 2017
Related Words
1) noun- a philosophical individual with powers beyond that of an ordinary being.

2) verb- to disintegrate the ideas of another by taking their beliefs and changing the perspective by which it is perceived.
That kargus blew my mind with his talk.
Why do smarter people always have to kargus me?
kargus by Ginga Vitus April 27, 2012
A cynical (yet knowledgeable) and sparingly-respected elderly man.
Boy 1 - "I heard we have Kargus today."
Boy 2 - "Ugh, I cannot STAND that man."
Boy 3 - "I don't know, he's alright. He taught me about The Secret the other day."
Kargus by jjkw April 27, 2012
A cool, nice mannered guy. Always happy to provide dank memes. Occasionally racist.
Guy: Damn. I wish I had total dankness right now.

Kargen: Here. Have this *Gives folder containing about 7000+ memes and dankness.*
kargen by GreysWulf5ever December 23, 2014

Kargeaux 

Streamer/Content creator. Mediocre Fortnite Player. Milo Enthusiast. Pink Hair. Mildly Big chungus.
Kargeaux is a bot at Fortnite.
Kargeaux by Blubys January 29, 2022

Îles Kerguelen 

A large, windswept volcanic archipelego in the middle of the Indian ocean, thousands of miles from the nearest populated landmass. Despite it's area, it is almost always missing from maps of the world.

Port Couvreux (formerly a whaling station, an experimental sheep farm and a geomagnetic station, at 49°17′S 69°42′E), on Baie du Hillsborough, on the southeast coast of Presqu'île Bouquet de la Grye. From 1912 sheep were bred to create an economic basis for settlement, but the attempt had to be abandoned in 1931.

The Îles Kerguelen (Kerguelen Archipelago, Kerguelen Islands) are located in the subantarctic regions of the far southern Indian Ocean, lying around 1,340 km east from the Crozet Islands and 5,310 km southeast from South Africa. The nearest islands to Kerguelen are the Australian owned Heard & MacDonald Islands located 440 km to the south. The islands are a French territory — forming part of the Terres Australes et Antarctiques Françaises (French Southern and Antarctic Territories), which also includes Terre Adélie (French claims in Antarctica), the Crozet Islands and the small islands of Amsterdam and St. Paul...
The Îles Kerguelen are dominated by the main island of Grande Terre (often simply kown as Kerguelen) with an area of 6,675 km². Off its coasts are several hundred smaller islands (usually quoted at 300 in number), islets and emergent rocks with a total area of some 540 km², bringing the overall land area of the group to 7,215 km². The largest of the minor islands is Île Foch at 206 km². Most islets lie close to the mainland shore, although several groups lie at farther distances — these include the Îles Nuageuses in the northwest, the Îles Swain in the northeast and Île Ronde in the south. The vast majority of the minor islets however, can be found off the east coast of Grande Terre, where the highly indented and fractured coast is split by the two large bays of Baie du Morbihan and Baie des Baleiniers.