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A Karger 

A unit of time based on how late a person will be. 1 Karger Unit equals roughly 15 minutes late.
Person 1: The movie starts in 5 minutes. Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry, still a karger out.

Person 1: Aww man, this traffic jam is making us late!
Person 2: A full 2 Kargers late! We'll miss most of dinner at this point!
A Karger by TimeLordForever April 21, 2017
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1) noun- a philosophical individual with powers beyond that of an ordinary being.

2) verb- to disintegrate the ideas of another by taking their beliefs and changing the perspective by which it is perceived.
That kargus blew my mind with his talk.
Why do smarter people always have to kargus me?
kargus by Ginga Vitus April 27, 2012
A cynical (yet knowledgeable) and sparingly-respected elderly man.
Boy 1 - "I heard we have Kargus today."
Boy 2 - "Ugh, I cannot STAND that man."
Boy 3 - "I don't know, he's alright. He taught me about The Secret the other day."
Kargus by jjkw April 27, 2012
A cool, nice mannered guy. Always happy to provide dank memes. Occasionally racist.
Guy: Damn. I wish I had total dankness right now.

Kargen: Here. Have this *Gives folder containing about 7000+ memes and dankness.*
kargen by GreysWulf5ever December 23, 2014

Kargeaux 

Streamer/Content creator. Mediocre Fortnite Player. Milo Enthusiast. Pink Hair. Mildly Big chungus.
Kargeaux is a bot at Fortnite.
Kargeaux by Blubys January 29, 2022

Îles Kerguelen 

A large, windswept volcanic archipelego in the middle of the Indian ocean, thousands of miles from the nearest populated landmass. Despite it's area, it is almost always missing from maps of the world.

Port Couvreux (formerly a whaling station, an experimental sheep farm and a geomagnetic station, at 49°17′S 69°42′E), on Baie du Hillsborough, on the southeast coast of Presqu'île Bouquet de la Grye. From 1912 sheep were bred to create an economic basis for settlement, but the attempt had to be abandoned in 1931.

The Îles Kerguelen (Kerguelen Archipelago, Kerguelen Islands) are located in the subantarctic regions of the far southern Indian Ocean, lying around 1,340 km east from the Crozet Islands and 5,310 km southeast from South Africa. The nearest islands to Kerguelen are the Australian owned Heard & MacDonald Islands located 440 km to the south. The islands are a French territory — forming part of the Terres Australes et Antarctiques Françaises (French Southern and Antarctic Territories), which also includes Terre Adélie (French claims in Antarctica), the Crozet Islands and the small islands of Amsterdam and St. Paul...
The Îles Kerguelen are dominated by the main island of Grande Terre (often simply kown as Kerguelen) with an area of 6,675 km². Off its coasts are several hundred smaller islands (usually quoted at 300 in number), islets and emergent rocks with a total area of some 540 km², bringing the overall land area of the group to 7,215 km². The largest of the minor islands is Île Foch at 206 km². Most islets lie close to the mainland shore, although several groups lie at farther distances — these include the Îles Nuageuses in the northwest, the Îles Swain in the northeast and Île Ronde in the south. The vast majority of the minor islets however, can be found off the east coast of Grande Terre, where the highly indented and fractured coast is split by the two large bays of Baie du Morbihan and Baie des Baleiniers.
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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