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Karamazov's Law 

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
That Instagram model's husband is a victim of Karamazov's law, the poor guy.
Karamazov's Law by ProudBoomer January 7, 2021
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Karamazov's Law 

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
That Instagram model's husband is a victim of Karamazov's Law, the poor guy.
Karamazov's Law by ProudBoomer January 7, 2021

Karamazov's Law 

How the real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media
"Mike has such a good looking life. Look at his posts, he's got the house, car, and a knock out"

"Dude, Karamazov's Law, he's half a million in debt, a alcoholic, and his wife cheats on him".

Karamazov's Law 

The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media
A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!
Karamazov's Law by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021

Karamazov’s Law 

Karmazov’s Law is defined as the observation that the real, observable state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of said relationship via electronic outlets. This includes, but is not limited to social media and reality television.

This law was discovered by Redditor u/j_karamazov
‘Bridezillas’ is a show that demonstrates Karamazov’s Law rather well; many of the stars either break up with, or are broken up by their partners due to the entire, and often awful parts of the relationships not being seen, and false perceptions are had by the audience.
Karamazov’s Law by Memeagon January 7, 2021

Karamazov’s Law 

The real state of an interpersonal relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Rick: dude Annie keeps posting pics of her and Marc and shit on Facebook but I’m pretty sure she’s sleeping with his brother.

Will: Ah, classic Karamazov’s Law.
Karamazov’s Law by Lord Bi den January 7, 2021

Karamazov’s Law 

The phenomenon in which the real state of a relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Tim and Erica sure post a lot of pics of them smiling on vacation saying “so in love after all these years” so you know they actually hate each other. It’s karamazov’s law.
Karamazov’s Law by iihemc January 7, 2021
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