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sexier way to spell captain, but with a k.
im the kaptain of this ship, im sooooo sexy
kaptain by kaptaiiin March 7, 2021

Kaptain Krunk 

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster
you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!
Kaptain Krunk by Kaptain Krunked November 14, 2007
A guy with really a good heart. He is rude for someone but for those whom he loves , he's the most loyal , funniest and caring person ever . He is emotional too. He's not too much expressive but he can love anyone with all his heart and not able to express that. He's crazy too. He can become angry quickly. He do not have too much friends but when he considers someone his friend , he really cares for you. Whatever the thing , he can be the bestest friend for someone. Just do not lose him ever , he is precious and deserves to be loved.
Kaptan is one of my caring friend.
kaptan by imalien November 28, 2021
A person who is crazy and emotional at the same time. He either doesn't love anyone or love the person with his full heart . He is the person whom you can trust . Just don't break his trust .
Kaptan deserves all respect and love cause he is a soft hearted person
kaptan by imalien November 25, 2021
The highest rank of a pirate ship, surpassing that of even captain. Only one person in the world truly holds this rank and none can take it from her.
I got in a fight with The Kaptain last night and got crunchatized!
Kaptain by The Tomb January 24, 2008

Kaptain Kool 

A mixed drink involving Captain Morgan's and Kool Aid...preferably 100 proof Captains if youre not pussy
Yo I loves me some Kaptain Kool. OOHHH YEAHHHHH
Kaptain Kool by blakkkkguy December 17, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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