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Freakin out. getting upset. to be used when an extreem happens and someone gets upset in an extreem way about it.

Bobby had a kaniption when he found out his wife slept with his best friend.

kaniption by Rahim Khoja January 15, 2008

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Kaniption

When someone sees your tits or someone elses; they have a KANIPTION

I had a kaniption when I saw Lauren's tits

Kaniption by OBAMANATIONZ November 13, 2011

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kniption

To have a fit, or fit to be tied. To be extremely annoyed, angry, or upset over something.

When I told Bob that I didn't have the work done, he had a kniption.

kniption by biff badass March 2, 2012

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Kiniption

A misspelling of conniption - an irrational outburst of anger and/or violence.

That guy has a nasty temper - he's prone to having conniptions (kiniption).

Kiniption by BeardedOne July 15, 2010

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caniption

A sad misspelling of those who attempt to use elaborate language, but miserably fail. The correct spelling for the English term is 'conniption', which is defined as a fit of rage, hysteria, panic or alarm.

When she found out her purse had been stolen, she had an absolute caniption...

caniption by I'mNotUsingMyRealName January 17, 2011

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caniption

A restrained hissy fit

When she found out her car had been stolen, she had an absolute caniption.

caniption by Shaun November 5, 2004

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Kiniption

the act of flipping out after someone lands a cleveland steamer on your chest and then laughs like a cock beater.

Tyler: ah fuck! why did you land a cleveland steamer on my chest!
Donovan: sorry dud Dont have a kiniption!

Kiniption by James Boner the 3rd May 15, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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