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Strong and talented, Kallo’s are often very kind. They have good taste in movies. People often fall for Kallo’s due to their looks. Kallo’s often need to watch what they say, because they can be offensive at times. Kallo’s tend to open up more quickly when it is one on one and they appreciate hugs and compliments. Kallo’s are dependable and trustworthy and they put bro’s before hoes.
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Most handsome person you will ever see. He got rizz on bitches while his gone everyone misses him like never before

It is a unisex name and is often given to children with the hope that they will grow up to embody the qualities of beauty and goodness.OMG you a kall#.And there are always gifted foshoo g
kallo by mic nash February 19, 2024
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Kaelob is a boy that wants to be a man, but finds himself still standing at the edge of childhood, for he threw away a great relationship with a nice girl that treated him wonderfully and loved him. This was because he got bored with his relationship and realized that there were prettier girls, therefore, he created a problem and blamed the girl for their relationship ending. He then gets with another girl that was prettier, funnier, and older than the other girl. Though, he would be a lot happier if he listened to his heart and stayed close to the one that loved him. If Kaelob were to realize what his heart was hinting, there would be no telling how great his life could be. After all this being said, Kaelob is very good looking with dark eyes and a charming smile. Not to mention that he can make almost anyone laugh, for humor comes very naturally to him. Kaelob really is a ladies' man, but he should do himself a favor and listen to what his heart tells him.
Kaelob is naturally funny.
kaelob by emmyrae01 March 13, 2018
The owner of SA-MP and a dictator abuser from the 21st century, mostly known for his -so- dramatic issues with MTA:SA.
Not to mention the versioning system he follows ( 0.3-DL-R3R2R1-RC1 ) or the each-half-decade-releases, he is also known for filtering YouTube ( You(Them)Tube or utube as he says ) and Google ( 1e100 or googol ) words in his old vBulletin forums software.
The SA-MP community is having a tough time by now ( Sept. 2018 ) as he insanely started banning every single person who tries to criticize his project or skills.
Guy 1 : "Another user has been banned on the SA-MP forums!"
Guy 2 : "Let me guess, it's Kalcor again right?"
Guy 3 : "Yeah here's the link"
kalcor by thedudeUdontknow September 10, 2018

Frida Kahlo 

Much like the Dirty Sanchez, the Frida Kahlo is when a man and women engages in anal sex, then the man rubs his poop covered penis all over the girls eyebrows creating a unibrow, much like the one sported by Frida Kahlo.
After he gave her a Frida Kahlo, she was nervous that she was going to get pink eye.
Frida Kahlo by DreDre69 April 4, 2015

kaflooey 

To turn out incorrectly; to blow up unexpectedly; to cease to function or exist.
We had everything planned perfectly, then the barbeque just went kaflooey
kaflooey by Heather St.Peter June 2, 2008

Kablouse 

Dude 1: I just hit the lottery I'm rich!!

Dude 2: Kablouse
Kablouse by FaFFratStarFaF November 22, 2011
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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