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Komfessional 

Komfessional music is an unpolished musical microgenre that sounds like an Instagram story that spread on the online audio distribution platform SoundCloud.

The artist is not in time to the tune, beat and s/he not rhyming, it's almost as if s/he’s really just thinking his or her lyrics out loud.

It' has become very trendy among young Haitian millenial singiers from the Kompa and Beat genre.
What I really about Komfessional music is, they are unpolished, short, quick, and popular.with young Haitians.
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Kamsession 

The desire for a girl named Kam. Often this girl is unobtainable by the person who wants her because of the persons abnormal abdominal muscles incomparison to their body.
Dillon had kamsession, however with treatment and constant jerking off he was able to solve it.
Kamsession by sally March 25, 2003

kwofessional 

A professional at everything. Beyond God Like or at the pinicle of awesomeness.

people gasp when in the presence of a kwofessional.
OMG. that guy just got straight A's... sorrry watta kwofessional
kwofessional by potassiumpro April 24, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026