sally's definitions

BANANACONDA

A well endowed Swedish gentlemen. unit
Johnson

My boyfriend has a huge Bananaconda.

by Sally March 9, 2005

man-job

A man-on-man blow-job.

(( Generally speaking, it's a heterosexual man-on-man blow-job ))

BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.

JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?

BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?

JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?

BOB: You have to give me a man-job?

JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?

BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!

JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!

by Sally September 14, 2004

whoren

what one calls a girl with the birth name Lauren, who teases men and uses them for sex; while waving a dustmop and a vaccuum

by Sally August 12, 2003

Lurp

1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around

1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.

by Sally June 22, 2003

playing the trombone

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'

"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."

by sally February 4, 2005

waldbaums

A supermarket chain that emphasizes fresh, and is really fun to work and shop at. Next time you see a Waldbaums shop there.

"Look there's a skank ass Shop Rite! Really? Well there is the exquisate Waldbaums, let's go there instead so people don't think we are skanks"

by Sally February 28, 2005

vanuns

when you have one man in you pussy and another in you anus(good times;-))

WOW Brittany's had vanus with chad and Jeremy last night!

by sally May 17, 2004