Uterus

Object that your male friend penetrates while *bumping uglies* Usually painful for the one night stand lady.

While Johnny fucked Sally, she screamed in pain, because Johnny was penetrating her uterus.

by Sally December 15, 2003

marvelarvelous

what alex shepherd says when he wants to win an argument. and he does.

'fine'
'fine'
'great'
'great'
'MARVELARVELOUS'
alex wins.

by sally September 16, 2003

spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.

When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.

by Sally November 02, 2002

whoren

what one calls a girl with the birth name Lauren, who teases men and uses them for sex; while waving a dustmop and a vaccuum

by Sally August 12, 2003

man-job

A man-on-man blow-job.

(( Generally speaking, it's a heterosexual man-on-man blow-job ))

BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.

JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?

BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?

JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?

BOB: You have to give me a man-job?

JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?

BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!

JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!

by Sally September 14, 2004

playing the trombone

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'

"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."

by sally February 04, 2005

Lurp

1. (n) A person who is long, lanky, and can't quite handle him or herself while doing physical activities, such as playing basketball, dancing, walking, etc.
2. (adjective--Lurpy) Used for any object that isn't quite how it should be, in a spacial sense.

'lurp' has varying forms depending on whether it is being used as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. 'to lurp' is the verb. One can lurp, be a lurp, be a lurpster, be lurpy, or just plain lurp around

1. Look at Jeff, he's such a lurp!
2. My hair is so lurpy today.

by Sally June 22, 2003