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1. adv. Pinky's way of saying, "Knarf!"
Knarf!
knarf by Seymour Butz March 27, 2003
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(noun) A minor surface defect such as, but not limited to, scratches, nicks, dents, scuffs, etc.. Usually used when multiple types of minor blemishes exist on the same surface.

(verb) The act of placing such defects on a surface
Hey Jimmy, quit using that screwdriver to clean that steel plate or you'll knarf it all up!
knarf by Bigwood Beddoe November 13, 2003
ABBV for Knuckle Barf. Knuckle Barf is when you are masturbating furiously and you get jizz all up in between your knuckles!
Shit man, I was so into this porn and wasn't paying attetion and ended up knarfing on both my hands!
KNARF by Aberoo October 21, 2010
Originaly part of the philosophical idea, brought about by Sir Jeffery Boivin around the renaissance era, that all parts must have a whole, thus making one side dark and one light. The dark being Knarf and the light being Fwanky. Used often as an insult.
knarf by Mark August 21, 2004
Knarf is a word for telling somebody that they're totally horny for everyone. They just can't seem to give themselves any restrictions for whom they are jerking off to. Child porn is not an untouched subject regarding all those we call Knarf.
You're so FUCKING knarf!
knarf by Inga January 6, 2005
Someone who follows message boards but never posts, a lurker.
That user is a total knarf! They've been here 10 years but only posted a dozen times!
knarf by Kurtlives August 11, 2010