KLed

A state of being absolutely wasted, at least blackout drunk. It works even better if one of your friends has to take care of you that night, or if you barf whilst hooking up someone.

"So what's going on?"
"Oh my god, I'm going to get so KLed tonight!"

by KLsbestfriend January 27, 2009

Kled

a British insult meaning "mentally unstable hillbilly"

"YOU FUCKING KLED"
"OI, KLED"
"YOU HAVING A WANK, KLED?"

by Cheese burger face slap September 06, 2016

Kled

The coolest and most crazy yet unpractical Yordle. Used the quotes "Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see" and "Oop! Bear trap in your face" in one body and probably one sentence at one point.

"Kled is the best LoL character"
"He's bad at gameplay because of Skaarl"
"I don't play league, he's cools tho"

by ZumoZumo83 May 27, 2021

Kleds

The pieces of hair that grow closest to the anus which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries.

The Dingle berries that hung from my Kleds were huge.
cleds dingle berries anus vaganus ass

by Drew Monda June 19, 2009

kled

someone who is soo cool that theyr both a kid and a led (lad) which gives us kled

mcbride u kled,u love duff !

by aodhamcmac November 27, 2007