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kevin king 

you need to meet kevin king to understand
kevin king by theniggest September 26, 2011

Kevin King 

An extremely sensitive African-American boy with an abnormally small penis. Kevin king is known for being total dog shit at Fortnite needs to rethink his life decisions
Kevin King keeps shooting me down
Kevin King by Bendavis12344 April 24, 2020

king kevin

he owns you... period
period of he owns.. king.. shut the fuck up nigger
king kevin by kev the king October 12, 2003

Kevining 

When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.
Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!

Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....

Kevin: whoops sorry

Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...
Kevining by gtdishboy October 7, 2019

kevining 

The act of stupidly smiling and staring off into space, while lazily giving two thumbs up. Originated by KROQ morning radio DJ Kevin Ryder.
Person 1: Did you see that guy Kevining over there?

Person 2: He looks like such an idiot.
Person 1: I know, he's doing a great job, right?
kevining by mgonzo46 September 7, 2012

The Kevining 

When your day was going well before you met kevin.often a fat oaf who is often seen eating curry depressing everyone he talks to about his problems
My day was going brilliantly until the kevining
The Kevining by Bigforeheadboy October 31, 2019